Vagina jokes aren’t funny. Period.
Curated Sick Jokes
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When I was naughty as a child, my father would give me the slipper,
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“Hermione, I’ve got a spell that will let me have sex with you,” Harry said teasingly.
“Harry, I have spent years looking through the Hogwarts libraries, learning magic from all over the world, and I have never come across any spell that would possibly make me have sex with you!” Hermione replied.
“Oh yeah? Avada Kedavra!”
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Apart from humans, the only animal that enjoys having sex is a dolphin.
I had to shag a LOT of animals to find that out.
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The Adventures of Helen Keller
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How do you put up with a girlfriend who has Tourette’s?
A swear jar.
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Everything is made in China. Except babies. They are made in VaChina.
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“Jesus loves you,” is a nice gesture in church, but horrifying in a Mexican prison.
Original theme: Linear by Peter Vidani